Emergency Alert Activated

December 07, 2014  •  Leave a Comment

ROWLETT, TEXAS

 

"It has been reported that Big Foot has been spotted on the shores of Lake Ray Hubbard. The woman who reported the sighting heard rustling in the weeds around the dried lakebed as she was walking her little dog and then was shocked to see a large hairy ape that was moving towards her at a steady pace. She screamed for help and then immediately ran to her car and called 911. Police, fire and ambulance showed up at the scene but the creature could not be found... only some large footprints near the water's edge and an area of matted vegetation where he may have been sleeping. All residents are warned to be on the look out for Big Foot and to call authorities immediately if spotted. Keep all pets and children under cover until this issue can be resolved. Your cooperation is greatly appreciated."

Certainly gives new meaning to a "selfie"!

 

 

You should have seen the looks on the faces of the two fishermen who were driving down the rutted path on the dry lakebed to discover Big Foot emerging from the vegetation! 

There was also a gal on a bicycle that started down the path heading to the lake but when she took one look at Big Foot she immediately did a U-turn and headed the other way!

 

Exactly what was I thinking when I hatched this crazy plan?  After all... this is Texas, and who knows what nut might be out there with a gun just looking for a trophy kill!  

 

Oh well, life's too short not to have fun!

 

 

 


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